Showing posts with label Border patrol. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Border patrol. Show all posts

Monday, March 19, 2012

Marfa Lights Soundtrack debuts at # 3

      Recently,  a few musicians from the area got together and recorded a soundtrack for the annual Marfa lights star party. No one would have guessed that the album would make it all the way to the Billboard Top music list. Despite the seclusion of the small town of Marfa, the recordings made a surprise appearance at #3! Some of the artists include, Mac Mackerson, The Dirty Coyotes, and The Henry Band. Bubba Henry, Lead singer and front man of the Henry Band told the Big Bend Inquirer that he and his band spent a week and a day just staring at the Marfa Lights just to get the right inspiration for their song. Their single,' I'm Blind' can be found on i tunes for free, along with the entire Marfa Lights soundtrack.






      Authorities often see strange things as they patrol the border, but yesterday was a first for Officer Morrili. He and fellow officers spotted a large man crossing the river near Lajitas. When the suspect came closer, Officers noticed that the man was not large, but instead had a monkey on his back. Senior Officer Mike Hoboton stated " both suspects will be deported to their respected countries, although the chimp wont tell us where he's from." 



Saturday, March 17, 2012

Border Patrol Station hires Mini-pony

      In the latest efforts to protect our country, the Border Patrol station in Alpine has just added a weapon. Officials have hired a mini pony named Karl. While the details on how Karl will be used are very hush hush, the pony seems to already be making a difference. Residents and visitors that pass through the station seem to be in a better mood when leaving. This may be due to the fact that Karl has an amazing smile.




      A great deal is being offered at a local Ft Davis hotel. If you are a professional clown, and you are in the area in the month of April, you are in luck. The Motelli Hotel is offering 95% off a nights stay and a free lunch. The Motelli family heritage is filled with a history of traveling clowns. They once jestered for the Queen of England. Promotion starts April 1.